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THE WORD (La Palabra: originally published in Dentro de la Viñeta – the Spanish journal of comics)

 

#1 - Being the first of an occasional series of columns on the loose theme of "writing".

 

So, another blank page of possibility, another intolerable void, another virgin snowfield just begging to be trampled and despoiled with words.

 

What is this embarrassing disease?  Where did I catch it?  Who made me the slave of this irresistible urge to inflict my interior babble on any unwary ear?

 

If I could identify the sick culprit, I would hunt him down unmercifully and raise his head on a pole. 

 

One thing's for sure, it was another writer: perhaps R. L. Stevenson, perhaps Jules Verne, or perhaps the bastard who wrote all those "Biggles" books I read at the rate of two per week in 1962.  You probably do not have "Biggles" in Spain.  Count yourselves fortunate. 

 

Writers should be herded together into libraries and incinerated with their disgusting works.

 

A little harsh, you say?

 

Well, you are not the one sitting here in this toxic office on a Wednesday afternoon in summer, sucking up heart-wrenching doses of coffee, nicotine and THC, listening to the human beings outside partaking of fresh air and civilized society.  If I were not detained by this vile business, I could be out there with them: strolling, flirting, whistling, bantering, arguing, fighting, having sex, fishing, driving, cooking—enjoying myself… 

 

If only I had listened to my father.

 

"For Christ's sake, boy", he'd say to me when I was young -- curled in a chair, face thrust into a book, inhaling the insidious infection spore by musty spore – "Get out and play football with the normal kids!"

 

Back then, I despised him as a Philistine; one merely jealous of the rich, paper-backed world of danger and adventure for which I was so eager to spurn the safe, comfortable, 1950s post-war English suburban life he had so lovingly provided for me to grow up in.  Now, as the electronic Millennium rolls over us, my children read nothing longer than street signs or advertising slogans and communicate, verbally or by e-mail, in unpunctuated sentence fragments—and I couldn't be more pleased. 

 

At least I haven't passed the virus on to them; disturbed their untroubled sleep with dreams of treasure islands or dead blondes; forced them to inhabit foreign bodies and distant geographies and empathize with lives and circumstances alien to their own.  At least I haven't infected them with restless dissatisfaction; offered the illusion of escape from mundane tedium; planted the seeds of virulent ideas in unsuspecting minds, or revealed the dangerous possibility of freedom through imagination, which has tormented my own life since I admitted The Word into my consciousness and let it multiply and fester there. 

 

No, my children are spared all that misery.  How about yours? 

 

Watch them!  Warn them!  Stop up their ears and put out their eyes!

 

The Word is bad and weird and it will make them crazy.  Writers should know better than to pass it around with such profligate recklessness, of course… but did you ever meet a responsible junky, one who didn't secretly wish to ensnare some innocent and lead them into the swamp of their own lost cause, merely for the sake of company in their addiction?

 

Stop reading this now!  Go to the park!  Play football!

 

Still here?  Then it's probably too late for you.  You are probably already condemned to a lifetime of immersion in the silent babble; lost in the impossibility of making sense of the senseless; doomed to follow The Word wherever it may lead you, sampling its delightful deceits in guilty solitude.

 

Heh!

 

The Word is THE GREAT SATAN.  I'm currently writing a comic book series about it.  Don't read it!  Don't buy it for your kids!  It'll suck you in, bleed you dry and spit you back out, mad and disillusioned, naked and defenseless in a cruel and ugly world.

 

But, if you are interested, in the months to come I will tell you more about the agony and ecstasy of this work's development.  I will describe the horror and suffering of the creator's life with unflinching honesty, following the creative process from conception to publication, in the earnest desire that others may benefit from understanding of my own misery and avoid a similar fate. 

 

"In the beginning was The Word.  And the word was "LIE".

 

©1999 Jamie Delano

 

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